What Goes Around .........

I received an email today from an East Renfrewshire resident who got my email from a leaflet we delivered this afternoon. While I don’t really do circular emails, I think it proves my point that the general public are depressed in anticipation of a depression - made and being administered by Scottish Labour in Downing Street:

Alistair Darling started the day early having set his

alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN),

for 6 am. While his

coffee-pot

(MADE IN CHINA),

was perking, he shaved with his

electric razor

(MADE IN HONG KONG).

He put on a

dress shirt

(MADE IN SRI LANKA),

designer suit

(MADE IN SINGAPORE),

and
leather shoes

(MADE IN KOREA).

After cooking his breakfast in his new
electric skillet

(MADE IN INDIA),

he sat down with his

calculator

(MADE IN MEXICO),

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his
watch

(MADE IN TAIWAN),

to the

radio

(MADE IN INDIA),

he got in his

car

(MADE IN GERMANY),

filled it with

diesel

(from SAUDI ARABIA),

and continued his search for a

good paying UK JOB.

At the end of yet another discouraging
and fruitless day checking his

computer

(Made In Malaysia),

Alistair decided to relax for a while.
He put on his
sandals

(MADE IN BRAZIL),

poured himself a

glass of wine

(MADE IN FRANCE),

and turned on his

TV

(MADE IN INDONESIA),

and then wondered why he can't find
a good paying job in the UK!

This was only an email round robin and I am sure it was sent as a bit of fun, albeit with a serious message.

The UK desperately needs a manufacturing industry to reinvigorate our private sector, creating real wealth, and to achieve this the UK needs to put Alastair Darling and his neighbour at No. 10 out of a job. In short we need an election now so that the next government can get the UK working again!